Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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These Jokes suck.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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