- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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