- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Thumbs this up

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

meh

i lost the game

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

How come anti jokes r funny

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Health food.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??