- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What's 9+10? 19

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

How come anti jokes r funny

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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