A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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A white person at Harvard

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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