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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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