Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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