why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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