what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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I drive a 'rarri

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Hello Braydon

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i have to pee out my ass.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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IMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee immmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooodfssgihsfdiug

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Anti Joke

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