- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

There's my tractor.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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