Black people stink of shite!

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

You idiot.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Where are you going Your house

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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