- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Faithful men.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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