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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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