- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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