Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Paper shield.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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i have to pee out my ass.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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