- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

civil rights

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

i'm funny

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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