You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

hi bye

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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