Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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The Detroit Lions

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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