What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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