So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

Woman's rights

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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