- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Whats 2+1? 2.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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