A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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boobs.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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womens rights

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Dylan is gay

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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