how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Anti Joke

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