What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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