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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

canaan and mallory

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Your mom.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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