- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

I told you it would happen

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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