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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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drake

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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