Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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book 'em danno

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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