Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Morning wood.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Grammer is very important

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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