- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

... i forgot the joke :p

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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