- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Morning wood.

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