- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

0 + 0 = 0

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Morning wood.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Grammer is very important

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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