There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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hey John will you make some copies

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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WEED!

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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