Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Womens Rights

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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