- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Where's my baby??

A horse walks into a barn.

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