the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Not Yet

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

An English man walks into a pub.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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