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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Knock Knock Not Yet

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

An English man walks into a pub.

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