Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Sarah Palin

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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