- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

an athiest walks into a church

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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