- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A white person at Harvard

Knock knock! Ding dong.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

0 + 0 = 0

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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