NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I pooped.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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