why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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