What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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