Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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