- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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