A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Hi? No!!!!!

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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