- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Hi? No!!!!!

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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