Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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one day i went to bed

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What's the difference between a duck

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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knock knock who's there?

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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