Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Grammer is very important

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

a horse walks into a blender ow

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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