A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Grammer is very important

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

a horse walks into a blender ow

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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