A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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