Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

thumb_up thumb_down -33

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

thumb_up thumb_down -33

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

thumb_up thumb_down -37

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

stinky boner

thumb_up thumb_down -37

person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why did the black man die? He was shot

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

thumb_up thumb_down -41

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The Game

thumb_up thumb_down +54

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops