How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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The person below me is weird.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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