- Anti Joke

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead