- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

That's what she didn't say

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

i died. new product by steve jobs

Your existance.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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