Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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