- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

whats 2+2? 4

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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