- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

yes... that's the joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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