- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Gingers.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

A handicapp walks into a bar

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

This one time at band camp music was played.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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