Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Canada AYY

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Anti Joke

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