- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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