What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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Black People.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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one day i went to bed

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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