whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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EGGPLANT

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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