- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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