What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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