Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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