DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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