Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

There's a god, just kidding.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Donkey lips

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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