what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Penis.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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