- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Donkey lips

There's a god, just kidding.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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