do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Your mom is fat

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

to get to the other side.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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