- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

I like colin but not as much as apple

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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