- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

"knock knock" "Come in"

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

A man walks into a bar.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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