- Anti Joke

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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why does column have a letter n?

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Needless to say,

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.