- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

A man made a sandwich.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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