dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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children burning

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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gay people

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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