So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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E= McVagina

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There's my tractor.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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