- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

thumbs up!

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Black People.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Not a joke.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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