Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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falling didnt make the difference

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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