Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Neither have I

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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