Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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