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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

No.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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