what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What comes after 23? 24.

DESERT

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

poo

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

modern love

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Give me thumbs up!

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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